Scientists: Smoking and sucking will make you lose your friends

People are sometimes desperate for friendship. That's why they'll do anything to win the approval of their peers. Everyone knows the guy who started smoking to make friends or the girl who thought that sucking men would bring her fame and fortune. Well, according to scientists, that's not the case. If you take up a Marlboro hobby, you'll lose your friends, just like a career on RedTube or Xhamster would.

REDTUBE AND XHAMSTER ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS; QUIT NOW

Porn sites are not good substitutes for friends. It may seem like it at first, but within seconds of the act, that all-too-familiar feeling of loneliness and regret sets in. To combat this, you go outside to take a deep drag on a cigarette. This behavior is not healthy at all. Besides, scientists say that quitting smoking will help you expand your circle of friends. So, unless you're content to make friends with porn sites, rethink your priorities.

A CAREER ON REDTUBE AND XHAMSTER IS NOT BETTER THAN SMOKING

Since we've just examined the smoker in his natural habitat, let's step through the screen and see what it's like on the other side of RedTube and Xhamster. You'd think that porn stars making a career out of sucking would become popular, but that's not the case. Like smoking, making a career out of porn narrows your circle of friends. Even the porn stars on Ask a Porn Star agree. Sure, in the industry you'll get fame and fortune, but those looking for a traditional relationship or circle of friends will be out of luck.

PUTTING AN END TO TOBACCO ADDICTION, REDTUBE AND XHAMSTER.

2016 is a strange time. Celebrities are running for president, Rio has green pools and terrorism is in full swing. Years ago, when these problems didn't exist, having a cigarette and watching porn on RedTube and XHamster were considered something cool kids did. Now there are more serious things to deal with. We are all aware of the dangers of smoking and porn. Frankly, if you abuse either one, society shuts you out. For those who want to continue, go ahead. However, you will be doing it alone.