In addition to that incredible feeling followed by the silent sounds of deep regret, masturbation has a positive effect on us. Masturbation reduces stress, lowers the risk of prostate cancer and can increase energy. You could say that masturbation is at its peak thanks to sites like Pornhub and YouJizz, but it wasn't always this easy.
Back in the days of the dinosaurs, even cavemen felt the need for a good hand job. Eventually, the dinosaurs started to take an interest. However, there was one angsty dinosaur who couldn't physically reach that stage. Of course, this was none other than the T.Rex. This may explain the serious character problems of the dinosaur.
A PHYSICALLY DISABLED T.REX WOULD NOT LIKE PORNHUB OR YOUJIZZ.
Poor T.Rex. The king of the dinosaurs, but he is cursed with tiny and useless arms. As you may remember from your dinosaur class, dinosaurs loved masturbation. They would gather around human campsites, watching Grog and his friends jerk off to the cave painting equivalent of Pornhub and Youjizz. The dinosaurs were amused by the pleasure these hairless apes derived from such a simple taste. Thus, dinosaur ejaculation was born and became an essential part of Earth's history. The tyrannosaurus, however, was not so satisfied.
THE T.REX GETS ANGRY WITH THE DINOSAURS LOVERS OF PORNOGRAPHY AND YOUJIZZ.
As the lack of masturbation causes great stress, we understand why the T.Rex was angry all the time. So why was this dinosaur cursed with such small arms? Well, some scientists think that predatory dinosaurs like this one evolved with smaller arms. This is because their skulls were more readily available to conquer prey. Basically, if you don't use it, you lose it.
WHAT PORNHUB AND YOUJIZZ TELL US ABOUT THE T.REX
Whatever you're doing right now, stop. Open a tab incognito (or don't) and go to Pornhub and YouJizz immediately. Masturbate till you drop, because your life depends on it. Also, the evolution of your species depends on it. By not masturbating, your arms might stop evolving and you will end up like a tyrannosaurus rex. No one wants that, so do the world a favor and gum one up.