CARDI B AND BRUNOS MARS FINALLY TOGETHER: NASA GETS INVOLVED
Cardi B is pregnant and Bruno Mars needs a comeback. Some say Mars never went anywhere to begin with, but that's not the topic of discussion today. The topic of discussion is the best collaboration of all time. With Cardi's eclectic career, bad attitude, and Mars' soulfulness, America could be great again. Well, let's not kid ourselves. They're just two pop icons. They're not going to change the world. However, NASA certainly can.
NASA TAKES CARDI B AND BRUNO MARS TO THE MOON
If Cardi B and Bruno Mars really want to take their best collaboration to new heights, they need NASA. Okay, slow down. I know what you're thinking. NASA may not be the best person to collaborate with. Especially in the music business. However, you need to think a little harder. With Donald Trump cutting funding to the space agency, they are looking for new sources of revenue. Have you seen their social media lately? It's young, it's fresh and it's hip. By collaborating with pop icons, they could become relevant again. So, here's how it works.
NASA CARDI B AND BRUNO MARS GO TO THE MOON
It's the promotional event of the century. NASA is going to take Cardi B and Bruno Mars to the moon to perform the first ever lunar concert. How will they get there? Of course, with cryptocurrency. Now, crypto will literally go "to the moon" through a unique ICO opportunity involving these three brands. Using their brand awareness, Cardi and Bruno will rake in millions of cryptocurrencies. Then, using a decentralized exchange like Kelvin, they'll convert the funds into the currency of their choice and bam! That's it. They'll have enough money to go to the moon and NASA will be famous again.